My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

(Source: mrs-prozac, via laughbitches)

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(via laughbitches)

fasterfood:

“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”

“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”

(via laughbitches)

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